OK, Let’s DO SOMETHING!

As if that’s never been tried before!

Well this school year started off with a bang. Like always after a school shooting, the dimlibs want us all to DO SOMETHING. Thoughts and prayers aren’t enough! Stop walking off the Senate floor when we try to pass reforms that would put more officers in schools!

Oh wait, that was the dimlibs…

My state Senator wanted to double school resource officers and add 15,000 mental health professionals. It didn’t pass, but if it did, 14,000 of those experts probably would have been woketards who would have made mental health worse so maybe we dodged a few bullets on that one. Insensitive pun intended.

After all, school resource officers don’t do anything the Left argues! So let’s defund them and arm citizens. Heck, some studies suggest they stop more mass shootings than police do. They are even less likely to shoot than police, so the thousands of POC’s getting hunted by police can breathe easier!

Before you rip your hair out, I was being tongue in cheek, sarcastically making a point. More of that to follow. The dimlibs however are free to rip out their beards since most of the biological women already shaved their heads when Trump was re-elected. I can already hear them:

“Just ban guns like we did in the 90’s!”

Sure. Let’s do that. I like lever actions and those old pump action rifles anyways. My terms however are we have to start locking criminals up and deporting illegals like it’s the 90’s. The mob? Gangsters? Kill ‘em or lock ‘em up for 150 years. Kid overstay his visa? Send in soldiers with MP5’s or the modern equivalent.

War on drugs? Invade Mexico and Venezuela. That’s what we did in Panama in 1989. That’s close enough to the 90’s for me. You know what, let’s just go ahead and invade Panama and Haiti again. We did that in the 90’s too and the US was a utopia according to Gen X & beyond. We could just let Lord Miles take Haiti. What are the Haitians gonna do? Eat him? All he’d have to do is offer the mercs there a raise.

Back to schools though, armed citizens stop hundreds of thousands if not millions of crimes per year. They are also done peacefully, unless you have somehow noticed millions of criminals getting clapped by people who are strapped. Source? Why it’s the Trump-iest source of all lately! You may have heard that RFK is firing some of these people. It’s the black President’s CDC!

So, with my terms laid out I hope we can come to a bipartisan agreement. I wouldn’t mind too much even if the dimlibs shifted back to Obama 1.0 if going MechaBillClinton is too much. However, with 20k gun laws already on the books adding more isn’t going to change anything if there aren’t people to enforce it. Be it police, school resource officers, armed citizens or honest to God posses.